Boehner to Obama: Where are the Thank You / Reward Points?

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Speaker of the House of Representatives John Boehner (Republican, Ohio) challenged the President to show what happened to all of the cash back, miles, bonus points, or other rewards earned while racking up trillions of dollars in debt.

"There's no way you blew a tril' on credit and we don't even get a dufflebag."

The President is thought to have earned double rewards on purchases made at gas stations and major grocery stores.