Geithner Warns China to Cure its Addiction to Lending

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United States Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner Sunday blasted China for its "addiction to lending."

"They never even asked how much we make" said Mr. Geithner.

According to the United States, China preyed on white people with good credit, extending loans they could never pay back.

"China can take the House" said an exhausted President Obama. "Make sure Boehner's in there when they do." China reportedly doesn't want the House, but might settle for Alaska and Hawaii.